The musician

Tourist: After you seen one wrestler mask its almost like you seen them all.

El Mercado

Drunk Mariachi singer : Everyone lets give the mariachi a round of applause, do you guys want to hear more?

Crowd: (silence)

Drunk Mariachi singer: Ok, great! One more song...

Unbelievable

Old rich man: Hey, does this belong to you? (waving a piece of trash he found on the floor)
Man: No, I'ts not mine.
Old rich man: Unbelievable how people like to just throw things away.
Man: Yeah I agree.

— Max Weber

I am not who you think I am,

I am not who I think I am,

I am who you think you think I am.

Jonesing

Dirty dude: Hey man, hey man... you know where I can buy some weed?
Man: Nah man I don't.
Dirty dude: Fuck man this town is dried up!

Over the bridge

Lady1: So I tried calling her last night.
Lady 2: And what happened?
Lady1: She didn't answer my call...

Playoff talk

Stranger: I got the get the fuck home, the Dodger game already started.

Downtown

Big thug: Hey girl! Can't you see the man is trying to take some pictures...
Girl: Oh, I'm sorry.
Big thug: Hey man nice equipment, looks expensive. Can I take a look...