Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Supergirl

Niece: Elsa is my favorite queen.
Me:Why?
Niece: Because she can make the world turn into winter.

Friday, January 31, 2014

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Cliff Anger


Big girl 1: You fat bitches are going to break the ride.
Big girl 2 and 3: Shut up hoe, get in here! Ride with us!
Big girl 1: If I get on that shit will break!
Big girl 2 and 3: Ha ha ha ha!

Friday, January 10, 2014

Hydrant

Crazy lady: Stop taking pictures of me asshole! I see you, Im going to call the cops on you!
Photographer: Fuck you lady, no ones taking pictures of you!
Crazy lady: You better stop that shit. You better not give me a chance to catch you Im going to fuck you up.

Ms.Pac-man


I wonder how many quarters this game has seen.