Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Unbelievable

Old rich man: Hey, does this belong to you? (waving a piece of trash he found on the floor)
Man: No, I'ts not mine.
Old rich man: Unbelievable how people like to just throw things away.
Man: Yeah I agree.

— Max Weber

I am not who you think I am,
I am not who I think I am,
I am who you think you think I am.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Jonesing


Dirty dude: Hey man, hey man... you know where I can buy some weed?
Man: Nah man I don't.
Dirty dude: Fuck man this town is dried up!

Friday, October 11, 2013

Over the bridge

Lady1: So I tried calling her last night.
Lady 2: And what happened?
Lady1: She didn't answer my call...

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Playoff talk

Stranger: I got the get the fuck home, the Dodger game already started.